rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“I’ll make you moan, over”

“bend over”
“bend what? over”

stecasse-king:

cynnamynn:

who has the image where it says albert einstein lived in a house made of cheese and failed the driving test 8000 times

historyandmemes:

French people at the Palace of Versailles during the French Revolution: 

sexhaver:

officialghostfucker:

sunkenyachtclub:

A Five Guys restaurant but instead of hype shit on the walls it’s all just photocopied newspaper articles of people that went missing after eating Five Guys

If you go far enough in the back of the restaurant the articles are from days that haven’t happened yet

object class: euclid

kitfisto:

jacks u off with these 

pragmaticgryffindor:

*says something kind of mushy to someone i look up to*

*person doesnt respond within 2 minutes*

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